I went to the dentist this morning to get my teeth cleaned and for some strange reason, my mouth was dry the whole time. This made the mirror and utensils the technician was using keep sticking to my lips and the inside of my cheeks. And then she'd try to move the mirror and it'd be stuck to my cheek. How awkward. She kept laughing. I kept trying to produce saliva to help out, but it just wasn't happening... it was my destiny today to have dry, awkward mouth at the dentist.
PS: I go in on the 5th to get my canines extended - like a vampire. But not really. You'll see.