a few Halloween jokes...

One of my swap partners on swap-bot sent me some Halloween jokes along with a card, so I thought I'd feature some of the jokes to get ready for Halloween. Enjoy them, as (candy)corny as they are...

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends

1 comment:

w said...

i totally know what you mean about mummies being too wrapped up in themselves.

no, i don't. i just wanted to sound friendly and popular and smart.