Dear Lane Bryant,
Thank you for hiring Kathleen at the Tanasbourne store. She is a gem and didn't make me cry while trying on jeans. In fact, she made me smile.
Thank you for making good looking jeans that fit me! And thanks for having jeans that aren't too long, making me look like a toddler wearing her mom's clothes. I appreciate that.
A big shout out for making me a size 2 in your store. I owe ya one. And crazy big thanks for not plastering 'Lane Bryant' on the back of my jeans. And hello - I love that the tag reads '2' and not '2 in big girl jeans'.
Thank you for hiding the muffin top!! And thank you for saying I have nice curves. I haven't heard that in a long time. Wait. Was I supposed to tip you for saying that? Sorry.
Thank you for dealing with me trying on all the jeans and doing power squats in front of the mirror. Thank you for not throwing me and my toddler out on the curb when we starting fighting over goldfish crackers.
Thank you for putting this great piece of denim over my curvy butt, and for making me feel like a rock star.
Thank you, Lane Bryant, thank you.