rain on my face.

Dear Lady outside of Target,

Hi cutie. Thank you so much for choosing to shake all the raindrops off your umbrella right in my face, while I was less than 2 feet away from you. How'd you know I was having a hot flash and a contraction? You mind-reader, you. Also, thank you for ignoring my scowl after you doused me in water. I hope your umbrella is super dry.


Pssst: Umbrella picture found here.


Much More Than Mommy said...

I would've used the belly as a weapon. Isn't that what it's for?

sassypackrat said...


w said...

i love that umbrella. if that was the umbrella she used, i would have snatched it right out of her hand and shoved it into my purse.