2.12.2010

rain on my face.

Dear Lady outside of Target,

Hi cutie. Thank you so much for choosing to shake all the raindrops off your umbrella right in my face, while I was less than 2 feet away from you. How'd you know I was having a hot flash and a contraction? You mind-reader, you. Also, thank you for ignoring my scowl after you doused me in water. I hope your umbrella is super dry.

Loves,
Shauna

Pssst: Umbrella picture found here.

3 comments:

Much More Than Mommy said...

I would've used the belly as a weapon. Isn't that what it's for?

sassypackrat said...

LOL!

w said...

i love that umbrella. if that was the umbrella she used, i would have snatched it right out of her hand and shoved it into my purse.