These 'shoes' have me feeling very uncomfortable and twitchy, and pretty agitated just LOOKING at them. I can't even imagine what's going to happen when I see someone wearing them. And in Portland, I'm bound to come across someone in these silly things soon. I hope I don't scream out loud when it inevitably happens. I've always counted on a pair of shoes to make me happy, but never to terrify me! The world is clearly changing. I am not sure who I can trust.
And get this: both my dad and my husband are threatening to get a pair (just to torment me!!) - but little do they know the kinds of things I'll do to get even with them. I always win. They really should know this by now.
Shoes can be found by googling Vibram FiveFingers, or you could support one of my favorite stores, REI, and get them there. If you're considering them, do yourself and me a huge favor, just send me the extra $85 bucks and you won't have dumb feet, and I'll be richer. Win-win.